We owe you a thank you before anything else, and we mean that.
Dirt Cheap Labs is closed, and we're proud of what it did while it was open.We charged one flat ten dollar draw fee, we never stacked junk fees on top of it, and we priced the panels as low as we could run them.A lot of people got their bloodwork done without a doctor's visit and without being gouged for it, and a few of the bigger names quietly moved their own prices while we were here, which probably wasn't a coincidence.That was the whole point, and it worked.It was an honor to work with you guys.
Where your results are now
As of August 14 we no longer receive results from the lab, so anything your lab finishes from that date onward goes to the lab's own patient portal instead of to this site.Make a patient account at Quest Diagnostics or Labcorp, whichever one is printed on your order form, using the same name and date of birth that are on that form, and everything the lab has finished will be waiting for you there.We're sorry for the inconvenience.Signing up over there is the fastest way to get your hands on your results.
Your order form
Your order form does not expire.If you haven't used it yet, it is still good and you can walk into the lab with it whenever you are ready.Set up your account with the lab first, because that is where your results will land once the draw is done.
What we still hold for you
Everything that did reach us is still in your account and it stays there.You can sign in and open your order form and every report we received, the same as always.
If you would rather we held nothing
If you already have your order form and your results in hand and you would rather we didn't hold onto anything, you can erase all of it yourself.Sign in, open your account, and choose Delete everything.That wipes your reports, your order forms, your name, your address and your order history.Save your order form and your reports to your own computer first, because deleting takes down our copies and the links stop working.
Where to go instead
If you still want lab testing without a doctor visit, three other places do what we did.Goodlabs, Anabolic Insights and Mito Health all let you pick your own tests, pay once, and walk into a lab for the draw.They are all good options with great pricing, and we recommend all three.
Thanks again for trusting us with this.Go get your bloodwork done.