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What you get
- Download your order form.
Bring it to your blood draw. - See your results.
Every report the lab sent us before August 14. - Track your orders.
Full status and history in one place.
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Dirt Cheap Labs is closed
Dirt Cheap Labs is closed, and it was an honor to work with you guys.We charged one flat ten dollar draw fee and priced the panels as low as we could run them, and a lot of people got their bloodwork done who would otherwise have been quoted several times that.We're glad we got to do it.
As of August 14 we no longer receive results from the lab.Anything your lab finishes from that date onward goes to the lab's own patient portal instead of here.Make a patient account at Quest Diagnostics or Labcorp, whichever one is printed on your order form, using the same name and date of birth that are on that form, and the lab will hand your results straight to you.We're sorry for the inconvenience, and signing up over there is the fastest way to get them.
Your order form does not expire.If you haven't used it yet, it is still good whenever you are ready to walk in.Set up your account with the lab first, because that is where the results will land.
Everything that did reach us is right here and it stays here.You can still open your order form and every report we received, right from this page.
If you already have your order form and your results and you would rather we didn't hold onto anything, scroll down to Your account and choose Delete everything.That wipes your reports, your order forms, your name, your address and your order history.Save your order form and your reports to your own computer first, because deleting takes down our copies and the links stop working.
If you want to order new labs, Goodlabs, Anabolic Insights and Mito Health all do walk-in testing without a doctor visit.They are all good options with great pricing, and we recommend all three.
Account credit
Credit you earned through the partner program, and where it came from.
The program is closed to new sign-ups, and credit already earned stays visible here.
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Your orders
Your results also post to the lab that ran them.
If a result is missing from your account, make a patient account at Quest Diagnostics or Labcorp, whichever ran your order, and you can read your results straight from the lab.
Sign up with the same name and date of birth that are on your order form, or the lab will not match you to your results.
Your account
Your email is how you sign in, and it is where every report goes.
Change it before you lose the mailbox, not after.
Sign-in email
You can have everything we hold about you erased: your reports, your order forms, your name, your address and your order history.
It cannot be undone, and we cannot get any of it back.
Save your order form and your reports to your own computer first, because deleting takes down our copies and the links stop working.