We owe you a thank you.And we mean that.

Dirt Cheap Labs is closed, and we're proud of what it did while it was open.A lot of people got their bloodwork done without a doctor's visit and without being gouged for it, and a few of the bigger names quietly moved their own prices while we were here, which probably wasn't a coincidence.That was the whole point, and it worked.

Where your results are now

As of August 14 we no longer receive results from the lab, so anything your lab finishes from that date onward goes to the lab's own patient portal instead of to this site.Make a patient account at Quest Diagnostics or Labcorp, whichever one is printed on your order form, using the same name and date of birth that are on that form, and everything the lab has finished will be waiting for you there.We're sorry for the inconvenience.Signing up over there is the fastest way to get your hands on your results.

What we still hold for you

Everything that did reach us is still in your account and it stays there.You can sign in and open your order form and every report we received, the same as always.If you have an order form you never used, download it from there and walk into the lab with it whenever you are ready.

If you would rather we held nothing

If you already have your order form and your results in hand and you would rather we didn't hold onto anything, you can erase all of it yourself.Sign in, open your account, and choose Delete everything.That wipes your reports, your order forms, your name, your address and your order history.Save your order form and your reports to your own computer first, because deleting takes down our copies and the links stop working.

Where to go instead

If you still want lab testing without a doctor visit, three other places do what we did.Goodlabs, Anabolic Insights and Mito Health all let you pick your own tests, pay once, and walk into a lab for the draw.They are all good options with great pricing, and we recommend all three.

Thanks again for trusting us with this.Go get your bloodwork done.